He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
