And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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