S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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