I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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