so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
