Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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