Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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