On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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