WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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