Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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