Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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