so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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