well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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