i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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