oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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