is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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