People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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