I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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