So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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