after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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