never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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