ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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