It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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