Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
