The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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