Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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