this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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