dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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