she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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