we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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