I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize