now i know why i became what i already was.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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