I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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