If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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