Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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