You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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