last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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