Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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