I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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