i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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