I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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