She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
