he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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