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i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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