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(678): View more from Georgia

I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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(716): View more from New York

i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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(905): View more from Ontario

If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?

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(661): View more from California

Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?

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(904): View more from Florida

Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later

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