Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
someone owes me an orgasm
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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