This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
