He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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