He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just cropdusted the office
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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