So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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