how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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