I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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