He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
