well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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