it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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