I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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