i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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